The Art of Glorious Time-Wasting

“For me, the grand champion of time-wasting, the undisputed heavyweight title holder, is undoubtedly the ‘Scroll-Hole Vortex.’ You know the one. You pick up your phone, innocently enough, to check the weather or confirm that yes, the cat does, in fact, still exist. And then… poof! Two hours later, you’re an expert on the mating habits of obscure deep-sea creatures, you’ve watched twenty-seven videos of dogs failing at agility courses, and you’ve somehow ended up on a distant cousin’s vacation photos from 2017, wondering why Aunt Mildred still wears crocs.”